May 2013
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April 2013
334 posts
grandchilren: hey grandma tell us about your crazy college years
me: i reblogged oatmeal
friendlyangryfeminist:
rape culture means that if I don’t trust strange men, I’m a bitch, they’re not going to hurt me, stop being paranoid.
it also means if i’m attacked by strangers I should have been more careful, why was I out after dark, don’t I know what happens to girls on their own?
it’s when men tell me to smile sweetheart, look pretty, I’m here for public consumption.
and my tight...
“If a person wants to be a part of your life, they will make an obvious effort to...”
– (via ghostbeing)
“We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t...”
– Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via solunars)
urbran:
you dont love me? thats okay, the first step is denial
“If I love you more, will you suffer less?”
– Elie Wiesel, quoting his five-year-old grandson at Boston University lecture series (via perfect)
“Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding...”
– Ernest J. Gaines (via crimsun)
shitsponge:
thefeltonfreak:
realityisahumaninvention:
unclefather:
nottoointeresting:
thelaughingmango:
unclefather:
why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
too soon
How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family.
WHAT
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”
The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”
what’s worse than biting into an...
princeowl:
yomegustalapizza:
princeowl:
in the next life i hope im a dragon so i can kill large groups of men more quickly and efficiently #feminism
THIS IS NOT FEMINISM! for fuck’s sake! feminism is about equality! not hating men and wanting them all dead! that’s sexist! FEMINISM IS ABOUT EQUALITY fucking learn that!
actually feminism is about burning men to a crisp and eating all...
First thing I think about when I wake up: breakfast
Last thing I think about before sleep: breakfast
Me: *puts on song*
Me: *sings*
Me: *sings guitar parts*
Me: *sings all instruments*
Me: *air guitar*
Me: *air drums*
Me: *headbanging*
Me: *stood up, headbanging, air guitar*
Me: *1 man mosh pit in bedroom*
Me: *wall of death's with wall*
